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//Trim() by Brad Herder
function Trim(s)
{
  // Remove leading spaces and carriage returns
  while ((s.substring(0,1) == ' ') || (s.substring(0,1) == 'n') || (s.substring(0,1) == 'r'))
  {
    s = s.substring(1,s.length);
  }

  // Remove trailing spaces and carriage returns
  while ((s.substring(s.length-1,s.length) == ' ') || (s.substring(s.length-1,s.length) == 'n') || (s.substring(s.length-1,s.length) == 'r'))
  {
    s = s.substring(0,s.length-1);
  }
  return s;
}

function TrimByNotepad(s) {
  // ^^Owned
  return s.replace(/^s+|s+$/g, '');
}