Syntax Error?/Help

Windows Server 2003, MySQL 4.0.16-max-nt

Trying to execute the following command gives the error you see below;
mysql> if exists (select * from dbo.sysobjects where id =
object_id(N'[dbo].[checkspam]') and OBJECTPROPERTY(id, N'IsProcedure') = 1);
ERROR 1064: You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that
corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near
'if exists (select * from dbo.sysobjects where id = object_id(N'
mysql>

It seems to be cutting off my command. I have tried substituting " and ` for
the ' char, but they all seem to suffer the same problem. Ultimitely, I want
to use all of the following;
if exists (select * from dbo.sysobjects where id =
object_id(N'[dbo].[checkspam]') and OBJECTPROPERTY(id, N'IsProcedure') = 1)
drop procedure [dbo].[checkspam]
GO

SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER OFF
GO
SET ANSI_NULLS OFF
GO

CREATE PROCEDURE [dbo].[checkspam] AS
-- Stored Procedure to extract 550 errors from Microsoft IIS SMTP log
-- (C) 2003 Pieter Vuijk & Martijn Jongen

DECLARE @clienthost varchar(50),
@logtime datetime,
@txt_FROM varchar(250),
@txt_RCPT varchar(250),
@txt_UNKNOWN varchar(10)

--@txt_UNKNOWN must have at lease one character, space is allowed
set @txt_UNKNOWN='unknown'

IF EXISTS (SELECT Table_Name FROM INFORMATION_SCHEMA.TABLES WHERE Table_Name
= 'Logging')
begin
DROP TABLE Logging
end

CREATE TABLE Logging
(
HOSTNAAM varchar(50),
Logtijd datetime,
mailFrom varchar(255),
mailRcpt varchar(255)
)

DECLARE Client_crs CURSOR FOR
SELECT clienthost, logtime
FROM inetlog WHERE servicestatus=550

OPEN Client_crs
FETCH NEXT FROM Client_crs INTO @clienthost, @logtime
WHILE @@FETCH_STATUS = 0
BEGIN

set @txt_FROM = @txt_UNKNOWN
set @txt_RCPT = @txt_UNKNOWN

SELECT @txt_FROM = REPLACE(Parameters, ' ','')
FROM inetlog
WHERE clienthost = @clienthost
AND DATEDIFF(ss, @logtime, logtime) BETWEEN -1 AND 1.5
AND Operation = 'MAIL'

SELECT @txt_RCPT = REPLACE(Parameters, ' ','')
FROM inetlog
WHERE clienthost = @clienthost
AND DATEDIFF(ss, @logtime, logtime) BETWEEN -1 AND 1.5
AND Operation = 'RCPT'

INSERT INTO Logging
SELECT REPLACE(@clienthost, ' ','') AS Hostnaam ,@Logtime ,
CASE WHEN CHARINDEX(@txt_UNKNOWN, @txt_FROM) >0 THEN @txt_UNKNOWN
else
substring(@txt_FROM,7,len(@txt_FROM)-7)
end
,
CASE WHEN CHARINDEX(@txt_UNKNOWN, @txt_RCPT) > 0 then @txt_UNKNOWN
else
substring(@txt_RCPT,5,len(@txt_RCPT)-5)
end
FETCH NEXT FROM Client_crs INTO @clienthost, @logtime
END
CLOSE Client_crs
DEALLOCATE Client_crs
SELECT * FROM Logging
GO
SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER OFF
GO
SET ANSI_NULLS ON
GO

If you want to know what this is, go here;
http://www.martijnjongen.com/eng/html/log_analyzer.htm

Please email me directly at vgill@mailandnews.com.

Thank You!
Vern

To me, it looks like you want to do a Microsoft SQL Server command on MySQL. Those are two different products and are not compatible...