cows

who was the first person to look at a cow and say "i think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out" ?

i bet it was more something like.. "gee i'm thirsty.. hey that little calf is gettin a drink from those little dangly things i think i'll have a taste!"

It is an interesting question, and if mr notepad is correct I can somehow imagine that particular thinker met an unpleasent and untimely end through such continued experimentation!

But it reminds me of a question that has always been one of the curios that keeps coming back to me every once in a while, who/how/why did someone come up with the idea of putting stuff on a fire and eating it? After a lifetime of eating fruit and stuff or raw meat it just doesn't strike me as a natural step.

they where probably sitting by the fire (to get worm) and heaving diner, when smb acidently droped some meet on the fire, and when they tasted it...

Maybe...
Some caveman saw a lil bunny get struck by lightning and burn.
Being a scavanger, he/she picked it up, ate it, and it tasted better than normal. So from then on they cooked it.

YEA? Well two other questions.

1) How can a black cow eat green grass yet give white milk?

2) If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

2) If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

Don't be so silly, they have to be drinking it first, then see something to make them laugh and have you ever tried making a cow laugh? its not easy you know...

that's not fair, how can us humans eat green veggies and make brown.. nevermind.

Did you ever eat a buch of spinich? It comes out green

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