New Joke of the Day

Three engineers and three computer programmers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three computer programmers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket" asks the computer programmer. "Watch and you'll see", answers an engineer. They all board the train. The computer programmers take their respective seats, but all three engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please". The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The computer programmers saw this and agreed that it was a very clever idea. So, after the conference the computer programmers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket" says one perplexed computer programmer. "Watch and you'll see", answers an engineer. When they board the train, the three computer programmers cram into a rest room and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the engineers leaves his rest room and walks over to the rest room where the computer programmers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please" !!