Where's the Pasture???

Got a new one in the works yet Oh Great & Wise Postal Cow?

I'm On it. Been busy Sorry...

But what could possibly be more important than providing us with words of wisdom?

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OK well so that was actually one of those rhetorical questions. ;)

*cries* I want more pasture

I've gone so long without the rantings of a slightly angered cow!! I need my fix!!

yea seriously, where is the pasture? ..mister poly chloronic morphism bio-chemist something or other yes i'm on to your secrets)

I'm on it, been a little busy but I am writing one this week.

Oh good...I think the rest of the pasture denizens were preparing to use an industrial-strengh vacuum milking machine on you to see if we would get it that way. ;)

I hope that isn't a load of bull :p

The new pasture is complete, I will be posting it Sunday night.

Lets have a party!! We can play fun games like Pin the tail on the cow... or milk the cow... spin the cow... it could be tons of fun! We could have an udder toss!!!

PARTY!!!!! New pasture coming on sunday. *does a pickle dance*

You forgot the 'Tip the Cow' game.

You know when I was a kid cow tipping was not as popular as cow painting. They would take a can of spray paint and paint the cows when they were sleeping.

Come morning, cows would have blue horns, orange tails and MOO! painted across their sides

what is this "tip the cow" game you are talking about?

First you give the cow much alcohol so that he falls asleep. Then, you walk up, and give him a shove to see if he falls over. (Cows sleep standing up)

Of course if you give him TOO much alcohol, he might tip while sleeping on his own, without anyone giving him a shove.

Extra points if you can manage to tip him into something like a paint puddle or other such that will cause amusement when he wakes up. ;)

Cows sleep standing up, and so, in the middle of the night you go out to the cowfield, and push over a cow.

[edit] I've never tipped them with alcohol, just snuck up with a group and shoved them over [edit]